If you spell Michael Phelps in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When Michael Phelps falls in water, Michael Phelps doesn’t get wet. Water gets Michael Phelps.
Apple pays Michael Phelps 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Michael Phelps out. It failed miserably
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
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